Posts tagged personal
A hundred motherfuckas can't tell me nothing
Cold weather turns me into an actual baby. I’m wrapped in blankets with a heating pad refusing to move for anything or anyone.
It’s only 8 and I already need a drink
So I pretended to have a fake wedding today
My ex just texted me out of the blue. Bro.. I went for a run today, you better not start some shit.
Jesus you are all the fucking same. Every last one of you.
Stay the hell away from me.
My brother is trying to tell me that people have the right to vote for whoever they want to vote for and I shouldn’t judge them for their personal choice.
That’s absolutely right. You can vote for whoever you want. But if you put someone in office who wants to strip my rights just because I’m a woman or completely ruin the rights of someone just because of their preference in who they love, I’m judging you. Perhaps you don’t even know that’s what his policies are? Who knows. It’s your right to vote and I completely respect that, but if you know about that and still vote with hate, I’m definitely judging you and I give zero fucks.
Just accept it
We both know you’re pretty intoxicated.
Sweetheart, I know you think you can handle eight shots, but somehow I highly doubt that. Even I can’t handle that without turning into an obnoxious giggly drunk. And you’re such a newbie at this hahah.
You’re so ridiculously cute right now. And genuinely happy. I’m so glad you went out tonight, you deserve it more than anyone.
Casually mentioned how I brag about him to everyone, in particular my coworkers today. They think he’s great, obviously.
His response: “Think they will ship us?”
